GC - "Who's that?"
AC - "Don't you remember? She libs in Palmdale. She was the one when we went to BASCA. You know, you said she was a 'cool lady' and she called you apo apo."
GC - "No. If I can't remember her, I'm putting her on the B list."
AC - "Ay ta #*&$!" [dial tone]
I love talking about my wedding guest list with my parents. It's the highlight of my day, really. I play guessing games with my mom mostly. She'll list off several situations where I interacted with a distant family member and I still won't remember.
Please understand, this is no family reunion. That kind of party can happen on a different day, with a lesser budget - maybe one that everyone contributes to at the very beginning, maybe with the same amount of people, but with a very different set of people.
Ah weddings. They really, truly bring out the best in people.
On a lighter note, three cheers to flower girls as pretty as mine!
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